Minnesota State Fair

We went to the MN State Fair yesterday. All I can say is....
Who let this guy in?


- Jennifer

The Famous MN Squirrel

Have you all seen the photo from the Minnesota couple that started the whole

internet craze with the squirrel?
Melissa Brandts set up their camera on a timer to photograph herself and her husband in front of Lake Minnewanka, but this little camera whore had different ideas for the picture. Fortunately, it turned out kinda nice-looking.





So then everyone started photoshoping the squirrel in their pictures. I have to admit. I'm addicted. It's funny, it's fun and I can't stop! After squirrel'n most of the pictures I had of my boyfriend, SANDI suggested I do a few of CowGuy . So I tagged CowGuy in numerous photos through our Facebook page. Then yesterday, he revenged on his blog with a photo
of Sandi and I.

Once again, I STILL couldn't resist putting the squirrel in his photo of us!
(Sandi's on the left btw).

Would you consider investing in this dude?

I didn't think so!

*Snicker*

Have a Super Weekend!
- Jennifer

Up and Down!

Is it just me?
WHY does gasoline ALWAYS go down when I don't need any? :(

I always seem to pay the higher rate.

Stupid Economy!

- Jennifer

Squirrel's Everywhere!

Hey CowGuy what's your squirrel's name?

*Snicker*


- Jennifer AND Sandi

Michael Jackson's Alive!

I can't believe this is the first time this has been thought of, let alone "proven." And if anyone in the world is going to fake his own death, it would be the King of Pop.




Click on the photo to enlarge. License plate matches!




- Jennifer

Taking a break!

I love to golf! Can't you tell?


- Jennifer

Thank you Brett Farve!

Dear Brett:

Thank you for coming to Minnesota and
inspiring Anheuser-Busch to create this cool new packaging for our football season!

I will be sitting on the couch tonight watching you
play your first game with the Vik's and enjoying these cool beers!

Sincerely,
Jennifer

May, June, July & August are Bad!

I just learned today that one should only buy seafood in months
that have "R's" in them. Let me depict it here for you:

JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
APRIL
MAY ------ BAD
JUNE ------ BAD
JULY ------ BAD
AUGUST ------BAD
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER

Who knew?

Happy Friday Eve!
- Jennifer

Free Pie For Everybody!

And here you thought I'd blog about Farve signing with the Vikings! Silly people!

- Jennifer

Mow Now or Mow Later!

I guess my neighbor felt compelled to mow the lawn before going out to dinner the other night.
I've never seen a woman mow the lawn in her skirt before.
I need to get out more?

- Jennifer

Happy Monday!

Now get back to work!
- Jennifer

Excellent New Pepsi Commercial!

I'm addicted too!

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I just am!
- Jennifer

Texting, Schmexting!

Shit, what happen to the good ole' days when we use to use CUSEEME or MIRC. All we had to remember was LMAO or LOL. Look at what the kids these days have to remember!

CYBERSPACE—Most parents are in the dark when it comes to what different “codes” mean in their kids’ text messages. Sometimes these codes are meant to keep parents from actually knowing what they are talking about.

We have a compiled a list of common codes to bring light to what may actually be discussed:

143: I love you

420: Marijuana

9: Parent is watching

99: Parent is no longer watching

AITR: Adult in the room

CD9: Code 9, parents are around

CICYHW: Can I copy your homework?

CM: Call me

C/S (also COS): Change of subject

CT: Can’t talk

CYM: Check your mail

CYO: See you online

CYT: See you tomorrow

DARFC: Ducking and running for cover

DOC: Drug of choice

DURS: Damn you are sexy

DUSL: Do you scream loud?

DWB: Don’t write back

DWWWI: Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated

EML: E-mail me later

EWI: E-mailing while intoxicated

GAB: Getting a beer

GANB: Getting another beer

GFN: Gone for now

GTG: Got to go

HOIC: Hold on, I’m coming

IMEZRU: I am easy, are you?

IOH: I’m outta here

IPN: I’m posting naked

IRL: In real life

ISO: In search of

IWALU: I will always love you

JP: Just playing

KPC: Keeping parents clueless

LHOS: Let’s have online sex

LHSO: Let’s have sex online

LMIRL: Let’s meet in real life

LTTIC: Look the teacher is coming

MA: Mature audience

M4C: Meet for coffee

MLAS: My lips are sealed

MOS: Mom over shoulder

MTF: More to follow

MUBAR: Messed up beyond all recognition

MUSM: Miss you so much

NE1ER: Anyone here?

MWBRL: More will be revealed later

NIFOC: Nude in front of the computer

NME: Enemy

NP: No problem or nosy parents, depending on context

OAO: Over and out

OBX: Old battle ax

P911: Parent alert

P&C: Private and confidential

PA: Parent alert

PAL: Parents are listening

PAW: Parents are watching

PBB: Parent behind back

PBEM: Play by e-mail

PLOS: Parents looking over shoulder

POM: Parent over my shoulder

POS: Parent over shoulder or piece of (expletive)

PRON: Porn (intentionally misspelled to mislead)

PRW: Parents are watching

RLCO: Real life conference

RN: Right now

RNN: Reply not necessary

RUH: Are you #####?

RUT: Are you there?

RUUP4IT: Are you up for it?

RYO: Roll your own

SEC: Wait a second

SLAP: Sounds like a plan

SLM: See last mail

SMAIM: Send me an instant message

SMEM: Send me e-mail

T@YL: Talk at you later

TBC: To be continued

TBD: To be determined

TDTM: Talk dirty to me

TOM: Tomorrow

TTUL: Talk to you later

WYM: What do you mean?

XTC: Ecstasy

YBS: You’ll be sorry

YIWGP: Yes, I will go private

Have a super weekend everyone. I'm off to Farm Town!

- Jennifer

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HAPPY TUESDAY!
- Jennifer