Verizon Employee: Is this Jennifer?
Me: Yes, this is Jennifer
Verizon Employee: The reason for my phone call is to inform you that your cell phone bill is past due.
Me: It is? I know I paid it in a timely manner (I do all my bills)
Verizon Employee: Well actually, your account is past due .79 cents
Me: Ummm, your kidding me? Your actually calling accounts that are .79 cents past due?
Verizon Employee: (She's giggling still) Yes ma'am
Me: Well do you want me to go online and pay the .79 cents?
Verizon Employee: No, that's okay. You can add it to your next payment.
Me: Okay, will do!
Verizon Employee: Is there anything else I can do for you this evening?
Me: Ummm, no not really as you called me!
Verizon Employee: Okay, have a good evening!
Me: You too!
As I hung up my cell phone I realized that company has WAY TOO MUCH TIME on their hands!