Signs That You are Too Drunk!!
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your pets are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
Do you think that someone said to the guy that invented the vibrator "build it and they will come"?
Magic Man, part Duh
2 years ago