Thursday, December 11, 2008

Easy Money

I received this email this morning! I'm so excited!!!

From: "DR. DAVID DIALLO" diduduby@earthlink.net
To: Jennifer@
Subject: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
Date: Thursday, December 11, 2008 7:35:35 AM


RE:PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE VICTORIA
ISLAND LAGOS NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
FOREIGN REMITTANCE
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
Phone Number:+234-1-18114955

We have this 11th day of Dec, 2008 received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian Reserve Account with our bank.

Our method of payment is by Diplomatic Courier Service.

Be informed that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through diploatic services has been made. The Diplomat has to move down to your Country in order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.

We are sorry for the delays in your contract payment please bear with us.

Please reconfirm to us the following information so that the consignment does not go the the wrong person.

So I reply back:

Your Full Name: Jennifer
Your Complete Address: 1234 West Broadwood Ave
Name of City of Residence: Minneapolis
Direct Telephone Number: 763-987-4457
Mobile Number: 763-598-3333
Fax Number: 763-987-4458
Occupation: Blogger
Nearest airport: (MSP) Minneapolis International Airport

Note that as soon as the diplomatic arrive to your country they will give you a call immediately.

Yours in service,

Dr. David Diallo
Executive Director
Central Bank of Nigeria
Phone Number:+234-1-18114955

Now this is what I call "Easy Money"!!!! I can't wait to meet the Diplomat at my doorstep and receive my millions! Wish me luck! If I'm not back online within 24 hours, call the Sheriff!!!

- Jennifer

9 comments:

Cowguy said...

I need a gift... er I mean a loan. Remember me.

PS when I called that number someone named Tooey Blankensnatch answered the phone and cursed loudly at me.

J.

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

You're gonna share, right??

Mama Dawg said...

Hey, remember when you borrowed that $1 million from me and you said you'd pay me back?

yeah, I'm here to collect.

Gwen said...

Don't forget the little guys who commented on your blog when you're RICH!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

ummm yeah.. sounds kinda scammy-ish? Ya think?
Who knows? Christmas miracles tend to really happen around this time of year!

Michelle J said...

Oh my goodness i am cracking up here!!!

You know how much i need to be able to crack up????

Thank you rich lady now when can i get some????

Noah's Mommy said...

Can you give them my name and address when your done?? Since they are giving money like it's free and all...

Susie said...

So it's true!! I really did win the British Lottery:-)

Janie said...

Tooey Blankensnatch? I know that person!