Saturday, December 6, 2008

How to Achieve Inner Peace...........

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies *burp*, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins *hic*, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Shjalom!
Snadi