Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Our Words of Wisdom

Sandi is busy preparing her Thanksgiving dinner and I will be going over to my sisters tomorrow for the festivities. We leave you with these words of wisdom!!

17 Ways To Cook A Turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whisky
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7. Turk the bastey
8. Whisky another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

- Jennifer and Sandi


Michelle J said...

That is hysterical!!!

I have to use it please!!!??? On my blog!!?? OK??? I will link to you!!!!

Have a great Thanksgiving!!!

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

You guys are nuts.

Mama Dawg said...

I'm trying to figure out how this is different from any other kind of cooking in my household. said...

Have you been spying on me???

I've just returned from spending nearly a week in Virginia and actually cooked a turkey on Sunday for all of my friends to enjoy. It was delicious, easy, and I was tipsy by the time it was served. We then all passed out from triptophan-induced comas (that stuff in the turkey that makes you sleepy). It was all very happy.


K and/or K said...

Love the picture. Are you drink'n Wild Turkey? Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Very well put!!! With nokids thi year....sounds like a good plan. That what you are doing?

Mariah said...

HOLY CRAP I'M CRYING! That was the best thing I have read in a LONG time

Slyde said...

thats a great picture! its been all over the place today! i got it in 3 different emails :)

Susie said...

Tooooooo funny!! Happy Thanksgiving:-)

Sarah said...

I love it! If I were hosting this year I would definitely follow in your footsteps of wisdom.

Happy Thanksgiving Ladies!!

King of New York Hacks said...

Wow! Looks like I will have a Happy Thanksgiving after all. Although my family is looking at me really weird following these instructions. Too bad for them !! LOL


God bless you and the list !!


Trooper Thorn said...

Great picture. Are there others from 3 seconds later when the dog and cat attacked the jerk that dressed them up?

Happy Thanksgiving

Vodka Mom said...

I love that!! jesus. And the picture was spectacular!

Two Blessings From Above said...

I will have to remember that for next year. That is a good one.