1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, . . . and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Jennifer~
Magic Man, part Duh
8 years ago
3 comments:
I know I shouldn't laugh about this, since it's so true and sad at the same time. But the way that you put it was really amusing. Thanks for saying the right things - that needed to be noticed and said - but in a wonderful way.
You won an award...go check it out! It's on my site.
Weather Moose
Okay... so I wandered over here and this post caught my eye.
Your ability to grasp this logic and convey it on a level that corresponds not only with my sense of humor... but my beliefs as well... is astounding.
I bow before your brain.
PS thanks for the drive-by on my blog too!
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