Michael Jackson's Alive!

I can't believe this is the first time this has been thought of, let alone "proven." And if anyone in the world is going to fake his own death, it would be the King of Pop.




Click on the photo to enlarge. License plate matches!




- Jennifer

Taking a break!

I love to golf! Can't you tell?


- Jennifer

Thank you Brett Farve!

Dear Brett:

Thank you for coming to Minnesota and
inspiring Anheuser-Busch to create this cool new packaging for our football season!

I will be sitting on the couch tonight watching you
play your first game with the Vik's and enjoying these cool beers!

Sincerely,
Jennifer

May, June, July & August are Bad!

I just learned today that one should only buy seafood in months
that have "R's" in them. Let me depict it here for you:

JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
APRIL
MAY ------ BAD
JUNE ------ BAD
JULY ------ BAD
AUGUST ------BAD
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER

Who knew?

Happy Friday Eve!
- Jennifer

Free Pie For Everybody!

And here you thought I'd blog about Farve signing with the Vikings! Silly people!

- Jennifer

Mow Now or Mow Later!

I guess my neighbor felt compelled to mow the lawn before going out to dinner the other night.
I've never seen a woman mow the lawn in her skirt before.
I need to get out more?

- Jennifer

Happy Monday!

Now get back to work!
- Jennifer

Excellent New Pepsi Commercial!

I'm addicted too!

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I just am!
- Jennifer

Texting, Schmexting!

Shit, what happen to the good ole' days when we use to use CUSEEME or MIRC. All we had to remember was LMAO or LOL. Look at what the kids these days have to remember!

CYBERSPACE—Most parents are in the dark when it comes to what different “codes” mean in their kids’ text messages. Sometimes these codes are meant to keep parents from actually knowing what they are talking about.

We have a compiled a list of common codes to bring light to what may actually be discussed:

143: I love you

420: Marijuana

9: Parent is watching

99: Parent is no longer watching

AITR: Adult in the room

CD9: Code 9, parents are around

CICYHW: Can I copy your homework?

CM: Call me

C/S (also COS): Change of subject

CT: Can’t talk

CYM: Check your mail

CYO: See you online

CYT: See you tomorrow

DARFC: Ducking and running for cover

DOC: Drug of choice

DURS: Damn you are sexy

DUSL: Do you scream loud?

DWB: Don’t write back

DWWWI: Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated

EML: E-mail me later

EWI: E-mailing while intoxicated

GAB: Getting a beer

GANB: Getting another beer

GFN: Gone for now

GTG: Got to go

HOIC: Hold on, I’m coming

IMEZRU: I am easy, are you?

IOH: I’m outta here

IPN: I’m posting naked

IRL: In real life

ISO: In search of

IWALU: I will always love you

JP: Just playing

KPC: Keeping parents clueless

LHOS: Let’s have online sex

LHSO: Let’s have sex online

LMIRL: Let’s meet in real life

LTTIC: Look the teacher is coming

MA: Mature audience

M4C: Meet for coffee

MLAS: My lips are sealed

MOS: Mom over shoulder

MTF: More to follow

MUBAR: Messed up beyond all recognition

MUSM: Miss you so much

NE1ER: Anyone here?

MWBRL: More will be revealed later

NIFOC: Nude in front of the computer

NME: Enemy

NP: No problem or nosy parents, depending on context

OAO: Over and out

OBX: Old battle ax

P911: Parent alert

P&C: Private and confidential

PA: Parent alert

PAL: Parents are listening

PAW: Parents are watching

PBB: Parent behind back

PBEM: Play by e-mail

PLOS: Parents looking over shoulder

POM: Parent over my shoulder

POS: Parent over shoulder or piece of (expletive)

PRON: Porn (intentionally misspelled to mislead)

PRW: Parents are watching

RLCO: Real life conference

RN: Right now

RNN: Reply not necessary

RUH: Are you #####?

RUT: Are you there?

RUUP4IT: Are you up for it?

RYO: Roll your own

SEC: Wait a second

SLAP: Sounds like a plan

SLM: See last mail

SMAIM: Send me an instant message

SMEM: Send me e-mail

T@YL: Talk at you later

TBC: To be continued

TBD: To be determined

TDTM: Talk dirty to me

TOM: Tomorrow

TTUL: Talk to you later

WYM: What do you mean?

XTC: Ecstasy

YBS: You’ll be sorry

YIWGP: Yes, I will go private

Have a super weekend everyone. I'm off to Farm Town!

- Jennifer

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HAPPY TUESDAY!
- Jennifer

The good old days!

I miss my old cell phone. And my first $600 phone bill that came with it!
Hey it was a phone meant to talk on wasn't it??



Have a great weekend!
- Jennifer

Wow! Fasinating!

I think I just found a new sport to watch!!


Have a super Wednesday!
- Jennifer

A train passes by my window at work approximately 5,234 times per day. I get to watch the cars out the window and hold onto my monitor as it tries to shake right off my desk. I have noticed a lot of the cars have graffiti on them. At first I thought about the hoodlums that ruined the cars but then I realized some of the tagging / art was pretty beautiful! This one is cool however, I have no idea what it says. Maybe they need to learn about spelling?

Happy Monday even tho it's my Wednesday!
- Jennifer

You thought I was kidding!

I posted a bit ago about all the cool 60-70's Christmas presents.
Well here you have it!
My First Easy Bake Oven when I was just 5 (1967) Stop counting!
Nice Barbie!

NEWS FLASH:
MN Mom
just brought to my attention that is a Suzy Homemaker!! Top of the line!
I had no idea I played with such a high end appliance!
Thanks MN Mom!



It's Phryday's Photo Fiesta over at Candid Carrie's Go say hi to Carrie (my Wisconsin neighbor) and take a look at all of her blogger's crazy fun foto's!!

HAPPY WEEKEND!
- Jennifer

How to Load A Boat!

Idiot!

Happy Thursday!
- Jennifer

Say it isn't so!

WHY do ants always insist on carrying shit a gazillion
times more than them? Why?
Have a super weekend!
- Jennifer

How Clever!

Redneck Tube Top


Happy Wednesday!
- Jennifer

Now that's one ugly looking fish!

My sister in law's cousin caught these two "Gross" looking bullheads.
Nasty huh?

First one was 33lbs and 42"
The other "small one" was 30lbs at 40"









Happy Fishy Wednesday!
- Jennifer

Turtle in the Round!

Larry and I headed out to the golf course yesterday because it was so darn picture perfect outside for a round of golf.

So I drive off the tee and luckily hit my ball over a small hill onto the fairway about 150 yards up. This is what we discover when we approached my ball.

I hope I didn't plunk my ball on his little head. Hopefully I hit him on his back?



He obviously doesn't like the color Pink either because he retreated quickly to go find some water.



HAPPY Monday!!

- Jennifer